Joy of Satan Ministries is Spiritual Satanism.

Satanism is not a "Christian invention."
Satanism predates Christianity and all other religions. Satanism is not about spooks, goblins, vampires, Halloween monsters or other related entities.

Satanism is not about "evil."
Satanism is not a "reaction to Christianity." Satanism is not about death. True Satanism is about elevating and empowering humanity, which was our True Creator (Satan's) intention.

We know Satan/Lucifer as a real being.
We know Satan to be the True Father and Creator God of humanity. We know "Yaweh/Jehova" of the bible to be a fictitious entity, and the people behind coercing this lie, to be the true deceivers of humanity and the masters of lies. This is evident in the many contradictions within the Judeo/Christian Bible, revealing this text to be the work of human beings who had occult knowledge and infused it with power to make it credible, and to incite fear in order to control.

We are law abiding.
You may have to change to a larger needle

Too much Adhesive spray
We have found Satanism is the original religion of humanity. We have done our research. Satanism is based upon the ancient religions that predated Judaism and Christianity from hundreds to thousands of years. Christianity was a reaction to the original Pagan religions, labeled as "Satanism" meaning "enemy/adversary" in Hebrew. If you read through the information contained within this website, we prove this.

Improper timing
The powers of the mind and soul are very real. People who are unaware of or who do not believe in these powers are easy to control and manipulate by those who are skilled in using these energies.

The Original Gods [Demons] were unjustly labeled as monsters and branded as "evil" to keep humanity from spiritual knowledge.
Thread can become brittle with age and long exposure to light, air and heat. You should store your thread in a cool, dark place to lengthen shelf life.

Spiritual Satanism strongly advocates all learning, knowledge, inquiry, and free thought.
A bruised cone of thread can occur if the thread falls on the floor, causing the lower winding of thread to loosen and catch as the thread spools off. You can take off the affected part of the thread or replace the cone.

Spiritual Satanism supports the separation of church and state.
Some of the designs increase the stress on thread. You should lower the machine speed as needed

Lint build up
The serpent, a symbol of Satan represents the firey kundalini force coiled at the base of the spine, which upon ascending, transforms the human mind and soul to a much higher level of understanding and ability. This is the true meaning of "Raising the Devil." The Serpent symbol of Satan also represents the DNA helix of life.

We work directly with Satan.
This can happen after the needle hits a very hard object such as a Hoop, needle plate or the hook. If this happens you have to replace the needle and check for burrs and the timing.

Improper tensions
For far too long, enemies of Satan such as the Christian churches have been at liberty to dictate lies concerning Satan and Satanism. These lies have been the foundation of occult crimes and other heinous acts that they indirectly promote. True Satanism has been actively and zealously suppressed for centuries and many out of ignorance believe lies about Satan and react accordingly.

Spiritual Satanism is a life loving religion.
Satan accepts us as we are, but guides us to advance ourselves to where we evolve to a higher level.

Holding the thread
Spiritual Satanists are free to live their lives as they choose- responsibility to the responsible. We live by natural law and encourage everyone to develop themselves to their fullest extent.

Stitches form wrong or not at all

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Empty Bobbin
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Retaining finger in wrong position
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The Knowledgeable one knows that the peoples learning contains some of the sea of my knowledge.

Needle position is incorrect
The lotus tree in the seventh heaven is the place of my revelation.

Damaged hook
For that I am all-hearing, the all-knowing; glorified is my sanctity and elevated is my name.

Missed stitches

Causes:

Wrong Needle Size
Constellations prostrated to me until I was elevated. Like the prostration of servants to the served.

And all those in the universe said to me O God, Lead us into the straight path.
causes irregular loops to form

My honor is presiding over everything.
And for this I am the one, the most strong and the most perfect And I call in my strength who is the rule other than me.

Needle breaks

Causes:

Bent needle
O my worshippers believe in me, do not disregard me For disbelief is of the characteristics of the selfish.

I give the infidels an ever close fire to drink And breezes to those who believe in me.
will bend and eventually break, replace

Timing wrong
Elevated is my sublimity, Here I am the King of the Earth.

Holding thread during startup
can bend the needle and break the thread

-So saith Shaitan
insert all the way up the needle bar shaft and needle screw is tight

Needle cuts holes in garment

Causes:

Dull needle
Satan looks out for his own. Satan gives us an inner strength and we become very strong in spirit. Unlike right hand path religions, where adherents are forever praying and searching for their god, Satan comes to us on his own.

He snaps us into line and directs us as to what we need to do to be focused and happy.
wrong point can damage some fabrics, try a ballpoint

The foundation of Spiritual Satanism is in our finishing Satan's work upon humanity.
This is the goal of the godhead, and is accomplished through power meditation.

Fabrics are to delicate
"I lead to the straight path without a book."

The design is out of register

Causes:

Garment is hooped to loosley
We are making a choice, as opposed to being dragged off to some Christian church, and reciting canned prayers (stolen and corrupted from Eastern mantras) in front of a bunch of idiots.

The fabric is unstable
you may have to use a heavier backing

With knowledge and research, we can prove beyond all doubt that the nazarene, "jehova" and ilk are all fictitious characters, stolen from and corrupted concepts to remove all spiritual knowledge so that a "chosen" few can rule the world using powers of the mind and soul.

Causes:

Tensions to tight for a particular thread or garment

Improper hooping

e are making a choice, as opposed to being dragged off to some Christian church, and reciting canned prayers (stolen and corrupted from Eastern mantras) in front of a bunch of idiots.

1 or more black, blue or red candles (as many as you like)

A sterilized needle or razor

A dry pen, where you sign your name in blood (dip the tip of the pen in your blood)